I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
soo... how was my night?
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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