No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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