ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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