do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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