I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
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