I'm gonna have a badass scar
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Randomize