This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I'm drive I can fine osifer
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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