you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Randomize
