I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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