Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
whose parrot is this?
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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