She's JV to your varsity
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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