I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
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