On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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