I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I believe in your delicious
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
Randomize
