Moan for me like Helen Keller
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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