She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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