How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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