4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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