She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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