2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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