Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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