I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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