I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
When are your genitals available?
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
