i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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