i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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