I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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