I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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