Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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