she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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