She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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