Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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