i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
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