dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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