The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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