shes about as inviting as chlamydia
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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