i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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