Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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