he shaved USA in his pubs
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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