Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Randomize
