Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Randomize
