He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
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