summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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