I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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