I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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