I love black thongs
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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