She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
And then he peed in my hair
Randomize
