Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
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