butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I had to cum in my sink.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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