Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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