just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Will exercising make me less horny?
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