Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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